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[转] 经典，句句噎死人！
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广州ELAN
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2012-8-6 14:25
标题:
[转] 经典，句句噎死人！
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0pt? 0cm? 0cm="0cm"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>[</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>转</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>] </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>经典，句句噎死人！</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?> </font></span></p>
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<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>1.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>吃自助最高境界：扶墙进，扶墙出。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>2.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>结婚必备条件：有车有房，父母双亡。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>3.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>争吵的时候，男人和女人的区别就像步枪和机关枪的区别。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>4.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>不怕神一样的对手，就怕猪一样的队友。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>5.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>夏天就是不好，穷的时候我连西北风都没得喝</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>……</font></span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>6.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>锻炼肌肉，防止挨揍！</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>7.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>老板，钱对你来说真的就那么重要吗？讲了三个多小时了一分钱都不降？</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>8.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>我要是做了人事部经理，第一件事就是提拔自己做老总。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>9.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>人又不聪明，还敢学人家秃顶？</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>10.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>打死你我也不会说。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>11.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>念了十几年书，想起来还是幼儿园比较好混！</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>12.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>不吃饱哪有力气减肥啊？</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>13.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>睡眠是一门艺术</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>——</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>谁也不能阻挡我追求艺术的脚步。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>14.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>高中，我们忙得跟孙子似的，可还可以像</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>NB</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>一样开心；大学，我们闲得像</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>NB</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>一样，却找不回当孙子时的快乐……</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>15.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>不能因为咱俩有过节，你就把我当节过。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>16.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>站在人生的米字路口，我更加彷徨。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>17.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>天气冷得像个笑话，日子过得像句废话。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>18.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>别用你的脾气来挑战我的个性，那会让你们死得很有节奏感！</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>19.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>初恋无限好，只是挂得早。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>20.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>每个人出生时都是原创的，但可悲的是，很多人渐渐活成了盗版</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>21.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>工资就像大姨妈，一个月一次，一周左右就没了</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>22.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>我平胸我骄傲，我为国家省布料。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>23.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>人生就像打电话，不是你先挂，就是我先挂。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>24.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>长寿秘诀</span><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>——</span><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>保持呼吸，不要断气。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>25.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>因为以前太掏心掏肺了，所以搞的现在没心没肺。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>26.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>晚上不要讲鬼故事，因为人爱听，鬼也爱听。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>27.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>亲爱的，你可得一定要相信我啊，我连坐船都头晕，更何况是脚踏两只船呢？</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>28.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>距</span><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>离</span><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>产</span><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>生</span><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>旳</span><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>不</span><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>是</span><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>美</span><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>、</span><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>而</span><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>是</span><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>第</span><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>三</span><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>者</span><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>29.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>代沟就是，你问老爸</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>:</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>你觉得《菊花台》怎么样？老爸想想说</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>:</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>没喝过</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>~~~~</font></span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>30.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>人和猪的区别就是：猪一直是猪，而人有时却不是人</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>! </font></span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>31.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>别和我谈恋爱，虚伪。有本事咱俩结婚。</span><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?> </font></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>32.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>爷不是你的小浣熊，玩不出你的其乐无穷。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0cm? 0cm="0cm" 21.0pt? list="list" tab-stops: lfo1; level1="level1" l0="l0" mso-list: 21pt; 0pt="0pt"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ''Times new=" lang="EN-US" New? Roman??><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>33.<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt" =" Roman?? new="New" 7pt? ?Times> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>在职场中就应该像柯南那样，有一种我走到哪就让别人死到哪的霸气。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?> </font></span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0pt? 0cm? 0cm="0cm"><span lang="EN-US"><o:p><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?> </font></o:p></span></p>
<p style="MARGIN-TOP: 0cm; MARGIN-LEFT: 0cm; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0cm" class="MsoNormal" 0pt? 0cm? 0cm="0cm"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''Times new=" Roman?? new="New" ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: New? Roman?;>如果你相信命，那么一切的偶然都是注定；如果你不相信命，那么一切的注定都是偶然。[em78]</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?> </font></o:p></span></p>
作者:
海空
时间:
2012-8-6 14:31
第1、12句非常适合肥熊；我只要24条就够了
作者:
广州ELAN
时间:
2012-8-6 14:31
各位讲下边句最搞笑？睇下大家嘅趣根是否雷同[em31]
作者:
广州ELAN
时间:
2012-8-6 14:35
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>海空</i>在2012-8-6 14:31:00的发言：</b><br/>第1、12句非常适合肥熊；我只要24条就够了</div>
<p>老兄，你也说的太诚实了吧，呵呵。。。</p>
作者:
拍叔
时间:
2012-8-6 14:47
我平胸我骄傲，我为国家省布料。BU CUO
作者:
广州ELAN
时间:
2012-8-6 14:48
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>拍叔</i>在2012-8-6 14:47:00的发言：</b><br/> 我平胸我骄傲，我为国家省布料。BU CUO</div>
<p>看来拍叔，灰常有环保代言人的潜质，O(∩_∩)O哈哈~</p>
作者:
海空
时间:
2012-8-6 14:58
我平胸我骄傲，我为国家省布料，还为自己省钞票。
作者:
gjsing
时间:
2012-8-6 14:59
<p><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>4. </font>不怕神一样的对手，就怕猪一样的队友。</p>
<p> </p>
<p>这个很要命，哈哈，因为经历过</p>
作者:
广州ELAN
时间:
2012-8-6 15:01
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>gjsing</i>在2012-8-6 14:59:00的发言：</b><br/>
<p><font face="Times new=" New? Roman?>4. </font>不怕神一样的对手，就怕猪一样的队友。</p>
<p> </p>
<p>这个很要命，哈哈，因为经历过</p></div>
<p>呵呵，，哎哟~~~不错哦！O(∩_∩)O哈哈~</p>
作者:
车神
时间:
2012-8-6 21:17
路过一顶
作者:
广州ELAN
时间:
2012-8-7 11:46
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>车神</i>在2012-8-6 21:17:00的发言：</b><br/>路过一顶</div>
<p>啊车神哥哥，你都好灌水啵，呵呵……</p>
作者:
车神
时间:
2012-8-7 12:57
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>广州ELAN</i>在2012-8-7 11:46:00的发言：</b><br/>
<p>啊车神哥哥，你都好灌水啵，呵呵……</p></div>
<p>因为我唔知讲乜嘢好</p>
作者:
广州ELAN
时间:
2012-8-8 13:37
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>车神</i>在2012-8-7 12:57:00的发言：</b><br/>
<p>因为我唔知讲乜嘢好</p></div>
<p>你可以睇下上面的笑话，然后捡句最令你开怀的嘛，甘样米可以分享咯</p>
作者:
车神
时间:
2012-8-8 16:18
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>广州ELAN</i>在2012-8-8 13:37:00的发言：</b><br/>
<p>你可以睇下上面的笑话，然后捡句最令你开怀的嘛，甘样米可以分享咯</p></div>
<p>。。。。。。</p>
作者:
拍叔
时间:
2012-8-8 22:05
姐系点？？
作者:
车神
时间:
2012-8-9 13:23
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>拍叔</i>在2012-8-8 22:05:00的发言：</b><br/>姐系点？？</div>
<p>姐系咁咯</p>
作者:
广州ELAN
时间:
2012-8-13 09:33
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>车神</i>在2012-8-9 13:23:00的发言：</b><br/>
<p>姐系咁咯</p></div>
<p>[em1030]</p>
作者:
车神
时间:
2012-8-14 13:53
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>广州ELAN</i>在2012-8-13 9:33:00的发言：</b><br/><p>[em1030]</p></div><p>咁你都唔明啊？
作者:
广州ELAN
时间:
2012-8-14 14:12
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>车神</i>在2012-8-14 13:53:00的发言：</b><br/>
<p>咁你都唔明啊？</p></div>
<p>你层次甘高，复得甘抽象，我点明啊，呵呵[em1005]</p>
作者:
林哲铭
时间:
2019-7-27 23:28
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