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[转] 单身女子需要注意的20条守则
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广州ELAN
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2012-8-13 11:11
标题:
[转] 单身女子需要注意的20条守则
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman"> 1. </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">视爱情为生活奢侈品：有最好，没有也能活。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">2.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">若工作计划与男友约会档期冲突，取前者——前者不会辜负你</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">且越老越不会，除非你当三陪</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">3.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">签任何合同之前至少看三遍——最具挑战性的合同是婚约。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">4.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">小女孩用吸烟，夜游，多交男友表示成熟，你就不必了。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">5.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">随缘，但不是说不努力。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">6.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">手袋内必备物品：丝袜一双</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">穿裙子时</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">，小手电筒一个</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">夜归时</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">，防身喷雾一瓶</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">偏僻处单独行动时——最好不要到偏僻处单独行动</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">，巧克力或蔬菜饼干一小板</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">加班时</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">，好牌子护肤霜一盒</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">任何时候</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">，钱包，里面有钱</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">任何时候</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">7.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">为了你的身心健康可养一只宠物，为了宠物的身心健康，则不要养——据说它们太孤独了也会得忧郁症。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">8.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">每天吃维生素丸，坚持补钙，否则在浴缸里面一跤摔断腿，即使你能爬出来打急救电话并在医生赶来之前披上衣服恐怕也得在床上躺</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">3</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">月，一个夏天不能穿裙子。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">9.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">每月记帐。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">10.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">人越少则冰箱越要大，精神空虚，食物</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">高蛋白，多纤维，低脂肪，少热量，少食多餐</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">填充，若打开冰箱没有食物可怎么鼓励你努力工作。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">11.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">若常常需要早起开会，请备高分贝闹钟一个——睡眠特好的人备三个。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">12.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">酒吧里认识的男子就不必留电话了。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">13.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">最好不要让初次约会的异性知道你住所，若对方坚持送，那么到楼下即可——相信我，他不“顺便上去喝杯茶”也不会渴死。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">14.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">若连续六个月每月置衫超过十件，考虑买房。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">15.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">自己开车，车子比男人好的地方是：它不会自己跑掉——当然它可能被偷，但你可以买保险，男人则不能买保险。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">16.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">买保险。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">17.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">如果没车，不要买白皮鞋。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">18.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">办公室备一件厚外套，一把伞。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">19.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">同事的恭维就象香水，可以闻，但不要喝。</span></p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">20.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New" Roman'">如果不幸你爱的男子有另一个女人，无论是老婆，未婚妻或女朋友，请不要动念头和她“见面谈一下”，没必要——即时走人</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">!</font></span></p>
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作者:
车神
时间:
2012-8-14 13:51
我男噶，唔使睇
作者:
广州ELAN
时间:
2012-8-14 13:54
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>车神</i>在2012-8-14 13:51:00的发言：</b><br/>我男噶，唔使睇</div>
<p>改改就成男生版了，只是俺懒，不想改[em1005]</p>
作者:
车神
时间:
2012-8-14 13:55
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>广州ELAN</i>在2012-8-14 13:54:00的发言：</b><br/><p>改改就成男生版了，只是俺懒，不想改[em1005]</p></div><p>咁你改嚟睇睇啦
作者:
广州ELAN
时间:
2012-8-14 14:10
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>车神</i>在2012-8-14 13:55:00的发言：</b><br/>
<p>咁你改嚟睇睇啦</p></div>
<p>见你甘想睇，好啦~~~~我决定唔改了。O(∩_∩)O哈哈~[em218]</p>
作者:
gjsing
时间:
2012-8-14 14:25
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>广州ELAN</i>在2012-8-14 14:10:00的发言：</b><br/>
<p>见你甘想睇，好啦~~~~我决定唔改了。O(∩_∩)O哈哈~[em218]</p></div>
<p>。。。。。。。。。</p>
作者:
广州ELAN
时间:
2012-8-14 15:54
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>gjsing</i>在2012-8-14 14:25:00的发言：</b><br/>
<p>。。。。。。。。。</p></div>
<p>[em1005]</p>
作者:
车神
时间:
2012-8-15 09:03
[em61]
作者:
dxgozilla
时间:
2012-8-15 11:22
<p>叼啊！唔好教D女甘HI多野啦！</p>
<p>我地D麻甩佬仲有卵机会啊？！</p>
作者:
gjsing
时间:
2012-8-15 16:21
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>dxgozilla</i>在2012-8-15 11:22:00的发言：</b><br/>
<p>叼啊！唔好教D女甘HI多野啦！</p>
<p>我地D麻甩佬仲有卵机会啊？！</p></div>
<p>你早就无机会了</p>
作者:
广州ELAN
时间:
2012-8-16 09:21
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>gjsing</i>在2012-8-15 16:21:00的发言：</b><br/>
<p>你早就无机会了</p></div>
<p>[em1005]</p>
作者:
车神
时间:
2012-8-16 14:38
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>广州ELAN</i>在2012-8-16 9:21:00的发言：</b><br/>
<p>[em1005]</p></div>
<p>[em1005]</p>
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