家家买卖不赚钱(转）

<p><span style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(238,238,238); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; DISPLAY: inline="inline"  !important; FONT: 16px="16px" /28px 宋体; WHITE-SPACE: normal; FLOAT: none; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">习领导，性本善，今年生意不好干。</span></p>
<p><span style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(238,238,238); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; DISPLAY: inline="inline"  !important; FONT: 16px="16px" /28px 宋体; WHITE-SPACE: normal; FLOAT: none; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">站店前，向外看，一个顾客都不见。</span></p>
<p><span style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(238,238,238); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; DISPLAY: inline="inline"  !important; FONT: 16px="16px" /28px 宋体; WHITE-SPACE: normal; FLOAT: none; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">日照香炉叼只烟，一闲就是两三天。</span></p>
<p><span style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(238,238,238); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; DISPLAY: inline="inline"  !important; FONT: 16px="16px" /28px 宋体; WHITE-SPACE: normal; FLOAT: none; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">商人也知亡国恨，没有顾客就发困。</span></p>
<p><span style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(238,238,238); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; DISPLAY: inline="inline"  !important; FONT: 16px="16px" /28px 宋体; WHITE-SPACE: normal; FLOAT: none; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">夜夜思君不见君，老板店员都发晕。</span></p>
<p><span style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(238,238,238); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; DISPLAY: inline="inline"  !important; FONT: 16px="16px" /28px 宋体; WHITE-SPACE: normal; FLOAT: none; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">亲朋好友如相问，就说市场很难混。</span></p>
<p><span style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(238,238,238); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; DISPLAY: inline="inline"  !important; FONT: 16px="16px" /28px 宋体; WHITE-SPACE: normal; FLOAT: none; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">待到山花烂漫时，看着库存眼发直。</span></p>
<p><span style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(238,238,238); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; DISPLAY: inline="inline"  !important; FONT: 16px="16px" /28px 宋体; WHITE-SPACE: normal; FLOAT: none; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">天天宣传做推广，微信平台团购网。</span></p>
<p><span style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(238,238,238); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; DISPLAY: inline="inline"  !important; FONT: 16px="16px" /28px 宋体; WHITE-SPACE: normal; FLOAT: none; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">问君能有几多愁，盼望早日能出头。</span></p>

<p><span style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(238,238,238); TEXT-INDENT: 0px" 0px? -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; WORD-SPACING: rgb(0,0,0); COLOR: normal; LETTER-SPACING: none; FLOAT: WHITE-SPACE: 宋体; 28px="28px"  16px="16px" FONT: inline?&nbsp;&nbsp;!important;>上联:看今年，都很难，家家买卖不赚钱。</span></p>
<p><span style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(238,238,238); TEXT-INDENT: 0px" 0px? -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; WORD-SPACING: rgb(0,0,0); COLOR: normal; LETTER-SPACING: none; FLOAT: WHITE-SPACE: 宋体; 28px="28px"  16px="16px" FONT: inline?&nbsp;&nbsp;!important;></span>&nbsp;</p>
<p><span style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(238,238,238); TEXT-INDENT: 0px" 0px? -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; WORD-SPACING: rgb(0,0,0); COLOR: normal; LETTER-SPACING: none; FLOAT: WHITE-SPACE: 宋体; 28px="28px"  16px="16px" FONT: inline?&nbsp;&nbsp;!important;></span>&nbsp;</p>
<p><span style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(238,238,238); TEXT-INDENT: 0px" 0px? -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; WORD-SPACING: rgb(0,0,0); COLOR: normal; LETTER-SPACING: none; FLOAT: WHITE-SPACE: 宋体; 28px="28px"  16px="16px" FONT: inline?&nbsp;&nbsp;!important;>下联:干一年，是一年，挣不挣钱得挺完。</span></p>
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<p><span style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(238,238,238); TEXT-INDENT: 0px" 0px? -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; WORD-SPACING: rgb(0,0,0); COLOR: normal; LETTER-SPACING: none; FLOAT: WHITE-SPACE: 宋体; 28px="28px"  16px="16px" FONT: inline?&nbsp;&nbsp;!important;></span>&nbsp;</p>
<p><span style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(238,238,238); TEXT-INDENT: 0px" 0px? -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; WORD-SPACING: rgb(0,0,0); COLOR: normal; LETTER-SPACING: none; FLOAT: WHITE-SPACE: 宋体; 28px="28px"  16px="16px" FONT: inline?&nbsp;&nbsp;!important;>横批:再试一年</span></p>

这是不满吗，哈哈

无奈&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;

奈何奈何。     

不行另想辙

改行做面条。     

牛肉面&nbsp;&nbsp;

刀削面。     

面与牛肉是绝配