几句大实话（转）

<p><span style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 28px; DISPLAY: inline="inline"  !important; FONT: 14px="14px" /24px arial, 宋体, sans-serif; WHITE-SPACE: normal; FLOAT: none; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">乌青，男，原名郑功宇，1978年10月1日出生于浙江省玉环市，网络先锋诗人，小说家，影像制作人。因“废话体”诗而走红网络。</span></p>

这人是哪的？

<p>还以为是你随意写的那</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>

<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>szspx</i>在2014/12/12 15:10:00的发言：</b><br/>
<p>还以为是你随意写的那</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p></div>
<p>就是，诗要这样谁都会写了</p>

<p><span style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; DISPLAY: inline="inline"  !important; FONT: 14px="14px" /24px Arial, SimSun; WHITE-SPACE: normal; FLOAT: none; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">《假如你真的要给我钱》</span><br style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /24px Arial, SimSun; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"/><span style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; DISPLAY: inline="inline"  !important; FONT: 14px="14px" /24px Arial, SimSun; WHITE-SPACE: normal; FLOAT: none; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">--- 乌青</span><br style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /24px Arial, SimSun; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"/><span style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; DISPLAY: inline="inline"  !important; FONT: 14px="14px" /24px Arial, SimSun; WHITE-SPACE: normal; FLOAT: none; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">我的银行账号如下：</span><a style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; OUTLINE-STYLE: none; OUTLINE-COLOR: invert; OUTLINE-WIDTH: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /24px Arial, SimSun; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(45,100,179); WORD-SPACING: 0px; TEXT-DECORATION: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" class="ps_cb"  href="http://www.baidu.com/s?wd=%E6%8B%9B%E5%95%86%E9%93%B6%E8%A1%8C&amp;ie=gbk&amp;tn=SE_hldp00990_u6vqbx10" target="_blank">招商银行</a><br style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /24px Arial, SimSun; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"/><span style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; DISPLAY: inline="inline"  !important; FONT: 14px="14px" /24px Arial, SimSun; WHITE-SPACE: normal; FLOAT: none; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">6225××××74</span><br style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /24px Arial, SimSun; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"/><span style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; DISPLAY: inline="inline"  !important; FONT: 14px="14px" /24px Arial, SimSun; WHITE-SPACE: normal; FLOAT: none; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">郑功宇</span><br style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /24px Arial, SimSun; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"/><a style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; OUTLINE-STYLE: none; OUTLINE-COLOR: invert; OUTLINE-WIDTH: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /24px Arial, SimSun; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(45,100,179); WORD-SPACING: 0px; TEXT-DECORATION: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" class="ps_cb"  href="http://www.baidu.com/s?wd=%E5%BB%BA%E8%AE%BE%E9%93%B6%E8%A1%8C&amp;ie=gbk&amp;tn=SE_hldp00990_u6vqbx10" target="_blank">建设银行</a><br style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /24px Arial, SimSun; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"/><span style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); 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-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">……</span></p>

这是诗吗？

还以为你在逗着玩那。

<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>szspx</i>在2014/12/12 15:13:00的发言：</b><br/>这是诗吗？ </div>
<p>就这诗集听说还卖断货了呢</p>

<p>哈哈，都卖</p>
<p>给幼儿园的孩子了</p>

还挺贵呢28一本