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作者: xuanyezhi    时间: 2012-8-22 17:00
标题: 小幽默
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<h2 id="t_95cd26ab01012d22" class="titName SG_txta">女人常干的十二件事,看完别脸红!</h2><span class="time SG_txtc">(2012-08-06 20:26:09)</span>
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<p>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr> 1、嘴上抹的几百块钱的高级口红,却把臭烘烘的臭豆腐塞进去。&nbsp;<wbr></p>
<p><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr><br/>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>2、看见网上有人踩猫掉下几滴眼泪,吃起野味来夹的比谁都快。 </p>
<p> <br/>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr> &nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr> &nbsp;<wbr><wbr>3、一边痛骂男人没一个好东西,一边跟网上的野哥哥打情骂俏。</p>
<p><br/>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>4、看着别的女人高耸的酥胸心里直骂骚狐狸,一边在出门前特意把乳沟挤出来。</p>
<p><br/>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>5、一边大呼男人有车有房是<span href="tag.php?name=%EF%BF%BD%D0%B9%EF%BF%BD">中国</span>传统,一边又说媳妇不孝敬公婆是跟世界接轨。</p>
<p><br/>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>6、穿个低胸,如果男人不看她是没长眼睛,如果看她则是大色狼。</p>
<p><br/>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>7、30多岁了还喜欢自称女孩,十六七岁的偏喜欢自称老娘。</p>
<p><br/>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>8、平时喜欢宣称男女平等,一旦男女吃饭AA制则痛骂男人小气。</p>
<p><br/>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>9、男人图安稳过小日子是没有上进心,男人忙于工作则说没有安全感。</p>
<p><br/>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>10、一边大玩一夜,一边骂男人不负责,好象是男人跟自己在玩一夜。</p>
<p><br/>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>11、一边要男人有房有车,自己却没脸蛋没胸部没屁股还没学历。</p>
<p><br/>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>&nbsp;<wbr>&nbsp;<wbr><wbr>12、一边在网上不停地换男人,一边在说男人怎么这么花心。 </p>
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作者: limoque    时间: 2012-8-23 10:25
乱码?
作者: 夜一    时间: 2012-8-23 10:30
<p>笑了</p>




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