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春满乾坤爹满门---幽默对联故事
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谈乒说赛
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2014-1-19 08:07
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春满乾坤爹满门---幽默对联故事
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<p> 相传，有位老地主极喜附庸风雅。一天，他为母亲祝寿，想在门口贴副大红对联，却又舍不得花钱请人撰写，便叫账房先生将常见的“天增日月人增寿，春满乾坤福满门”写出来贴在大门上。账房先生正写时，老地主忽然想起，这是为老母祝寿，应该改得切题才好。于是，让账房先生把上联改为：<br/> 天增日月妈增寿<br/> 老地主看了很得意。不过，上联既然改了，下联也该相应改动才算工整。他又叫账房先生把下联改为：<br/> 春满乾坤爹满门<br/> 账房先生听了，真有点哭笑不得，惊讶地问：“东家，这么改可不行呀！”老地主一本正经地说：“你懂个屁！‘爹’对‘妈’不是十分工整吗？”</p></div>
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时间:
2014-1-21 10:54
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时间:
2014-1-22 10:37
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