笑倒一大片人的最新笑话！哈哈，一定要转哦

<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm"  0cm="0cm"  0pt"><font size="3"><span><font face="Calibri">1.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">一农赶著毛驴进城，驴闯红灯，罚</span><span><font face="Calibri">10</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">元。老农喝驴子：“你以为你是军车啊！红灯也敢闯!”</span></font></p><font size="3" face="宋体"></font>
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<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm"  0cm="0cm"  0pt"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">没走几步，驴又碰翻一水果摊，赔人</span><span><font face="Calibri">200</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">元。老农更气：“你以为你是工商城管么，想掀谁的摊儿就掀谁的摊。”</span></font></p><font size="3" face="宋体"></font>
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<font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">老农牵驴回家，路过一片青草地，驴啃青草，又被罚</span><span><font face="Calibri">30</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">元。老农气极，骂道：“你以为你是检查团下乡么，走到哪儿吃到哪儿</span><span><font face="Calibri">!</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">”</span><span><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></font>

<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm"  0cm="0cm"  0pt"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体"><font size="3">老农骂完牵驴去河边喝水，可驴子却发起倔脾气，扬颈不饮。老农火了：“你以为你是大款啊，没小姐陪就不喝。”</font></span></p><font size="3" face="宋体"></font>
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<font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">驴子掉头就跑，岸边晒一张渔网，驴上而破之，渔翁索赔</span><span><font face="Calibri">500</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">元。老农热泪盈眶道“你以为这是中国电信么，上网要花这么多钱!”</span></font>

<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm"  0cm="0cm"  0pt"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体"><font size="3">驴子转身踢了老农一脚，老农忍痛骂道：“你以为你是群主么，想踢谁就踢谁。”驴子气得不再理老农，变的很沉默。</font></span></p><font size="3" face="宋体"></font>
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<font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">老农说：“你以为这是在</span><span><font face="Calibri">QQ</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">群里啊，可以整天不说话</span></font>

<font size="3"><span><font face="Calibri">2.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">老总打电话给秘书</span><span><font face="Calibri">: </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">这几天我陪你去北京玩玩</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">你准备一下</span><span><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></font>

<font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">秘书打电话给老公</span><span><font face="Calibri">: </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">这几天我要和老总去北京开会</span></font>

<font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">老公打电话给情人</span><span><font face="Calibri">: </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">这几天我老婆不在家</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">陪我</span><span><span><font face="Calibri"></font></span></span></font>