<p style=" ADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">孙子和他女朋友干了一架,一条雪白的大长胳膊布满了深紫色的淤青,听说双桥那边有饭局,就跑过来借酒消愁,顺便宣泄一下对那娘们长久累积下来的怨恨。我们四舍五入,化整为零地替孙子算了一下,这是他跟他女朋友在一起的</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">5</font></span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">个年头,这</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">5X365</font></span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">个无数日子里,两个人基本上一个时辰一小吵,三个时辰一大吵。吵了你妹夫的几千次了,两个人的关系还跟拔丝苹果一样,扯不断理还乱。</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">三年前的一深夜,那次孙子在</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">KTV</font></span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">里找小姐被堵了个全鳖以后,两个人一直徘徊在分手的边缘,围绕着找小姐那件事吵闹了三年多。孙子女朋友特别喜欢念叨,总是放不下那一夜的幻象,一回过神来就把旧账翻出来晒晒,说那天晚上在灰不拉几的灯光下,她确确实实看到沙发上纠缠在一起的两个人其中一个的生殖器。孙子是个聪明人天南地北双飞客招妓被抓有办法打死不承认有亮雕的行为,斩钉截铁地说那是话筒!那绝对是话筒,是</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">KTV</font></span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">里面唱歌用的东西。而且还叫来几个兄弟做伪证,一起指鹿为马说弟妹呀那绝对是话筒人家</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">KTV</font></span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">里都是绿色的有摄像头,保安系统跟美国</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">FBI</font></span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">一样严密不让客人自带饮料和……进行太剧烈的下体运动。</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">“这次是不是还因为话筒?”孙子坐下来,我问。</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">“这次不是,我跟我表妹逛商场被她看见了,她非得说人家是小姐,是个十足的婊子。我气不过,回家和她打了一架。还你妈打输了。”</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">“孙子你有表妹?长怎么样呀。我们都喜欢未开化的小幼齿。”</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">孙子老脸耷拉下来,苦逼地笑了一笑。</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">“关键是……我忘了我没有表妹,我也忘了她知道我没有表妹,我现在都不知道该怎么让她相信我真的没有表妹。”</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">“那跟你逛街的女人是?”</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">“昨天洗头聊上的,看着还可以……”</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">我们无语只好高风亮节地举杯转了话题说林书豪最近可牛逼了你们知道吗,说今年还会出现中美贸易逆差你知道吗?说杨幂新拍的那个志明和春娇胸老诱人了你知道吗?说没想到韩寒是个大骗子中国文坛靠你了张小宁你知道吗?还说昨天东关那边淹死北大的学生回家放假来玩钓鱼不会游泳老爸老妈六十多岁贷款供孩子上大学现在投资收不回来。你知道吗?</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">孙子见没人搭理,一个人自饮自酌,喝了一杯白酒,又灌了几瓶啤酒,倒桌子上一睡不起。我们轮流给他女朋友打电话,商量好了一致这么说:“孙子,这是怎么了?来了就喝酒,一个劲地说他错了他错了,拼命地扇自己耳光,说对不起这个对不起那个。而且身上有伤,不知道是怎么搞的,也不敢回家,是不是在外面惹到什么黑道的人了</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New" Roman">?</font></span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">”</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">不大一会儿,女人来了,笑容满面地说大家说:“没事,孙子的表妹从乡下来了,最近孙子压力老大了,你们兄弟几个没事回家坐坐。”</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">我们齐声说,弟妹,你走好。</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">一转身,胖子说了一句:“我操,这女人我在炮林里见过。”</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">我凑过去对胖子说:“你看错了,那是她双胞胎表妹。”</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">那傻逼顿了一下,避开我要杀人的眼神说:“对……那绝对是她双胞胎……表妹。”</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">孙子没有很体面的车子,开一辆送货的小三轮奔驰在批发街到信工街的道路上,不忙的时候就守着自己那个玩具批发店看起点玄幻小说,聊天三句就扯文学,喝醉了酒就说去修仙回来普渡众生。有时候,深夜还会给我打电话说:张小宁,你说修仙是不是真的,到底有没有另外一个世界,那边元气很浓密,修真者可以站在飞剑上飞呀飞呀,也不用花钱坐飞机,还快!……”</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">心情不好的时候,我懒得搭理这些神呀怪的人类。就会这么说。</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">“孙子,借我点钱,也不是很多。就三万……喂,孙子,这么快就挂了呀?”</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">心情好的时候,我也会聊两句,认真地解释说:“那是网络小说作家虚构的,不要去当真,要努力工作,奔小康,实现四个现代化之类的。”</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">“我感觉,那些网络作家都不是这个世界的人,他们一定是从那边过来的,然后把自己修仙成神的经历写在网上,不信你去看看,那些文字里的东西都应该是真的,没有亲身经历的人不可能有如此深的体会……”</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">“孙子,借我点钱,也不是很多。就三万……喂,孙子,你这么又挂了呀。”</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">孙子除了喜欢广交天下妇女以外,一直这么二这么单纯滴活着。</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">炮林是我们这里一个非常知名的地方,从字面上来理解,是一个免费打炮的地方。但是从更高更健康的角度来讲,那个地方他还是免费打炮的地方。还没发育健全的小朋友都对那边圣地无比的向往,我见过一个中学生对另外女生说,我借了辆车,今天咱们去炮林吧。再大一点的成年人之间的寒暄是这么说的:今天你炮林了吗?那片林子还有一个绰号叫做免费如家,树与树之间刚好是一个车位的距离,而且位置好到爆炸,正好位于高速路口和国道的夹角。安静,方便,雅致,没有停车费。前段时间出来一个老头,站在林子边上收费,总是瞧准了你脱裤子的时候跳出来敲你窗户,搞得那群停车坐爱枫林晚的群众很郁闷。没过一段时间,那老头神秘地失踪了,据传说,敲到了市里某位领导的车窗。被暗杀了还是怎么地?</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">所以,那片林子,也是一个不吉的地方。因为都是独自去偷换,找姘头,即使碰到熟悉的车号也不要装逼打招呼,如果有一百万以上的车子出现,千万不要去过多关注,碰到领导人就是一个死。大家最好装作都是最熟悉的陌生人,即使老子碰到儿子,也只能暗骂一句,小畜生,不务正业。踢开车门说教是不敢的。</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">孙子女朋友名字中间有个云字,而且皮肤跟云朵一样白皙,所以我们叫她小白。几年之前,我们的世界里云朵都是白色的。现在来看,小白这个外号起得相当失败,因为现在白花花的云朵好久不见了,一抬头已经乌云密布打雷下雨了要。</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">胖子是我最近才结识的新友,刚从一个叫连云港的很大的城市回来,想要来家里开饭店,吃过几次饭也就舒适了。听说我是一个写字的,所以饭店开张的那天专门请我去当嘉宾,大门口偌大的桌子上面摆置着文房四宝,当着众人的面请求:听说,哥哥是写字的,帮弟弟提个词吧。</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">我一听,下巴差点掉地上,真你妈有不怕事多的。</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">孙子在身后笑得肚子疼,指着胖子的大脸说:傻逼了吧,还你妈毛笔,还你妈宣纸,还你妈砚台,人家不是书法家,人家是作家。</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">我这个人被刺激不得,瞄了一眼孙子的邪恶的嘴脸,决定尽力试试,挥起大笔写下四个铮亮的大字:食得实惠。虽然远近高低各不同高矮胖瘦看角度,但是已经做到了做兄弟的诚意。那天,兴尽晚回舟,我和胖子开车经过高速路口,壮胆子作伴去林子深处尿尿。遭天杀的看到了长发飘飘皮肤雪白一尿友从身边掠去上了一辆奥迪后轻解罗裳,胖子大赞:此女只应天上有,可惜车中不是我。</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">那天以后,我就很少去敢跟孙子主动相约,而且每次见面,总感觉孙子脑袋惨绿惨绿的难受。</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">就在孙子被小白带回去的第二天,他打电话来说:张小宁,这次躲不过去了,我们准备结婚了。</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">当时,我的眼泪都掉下来了,冲着电话抽泣了两下如是说:兄弟,有些事能宽容就宽容,我祝福你,真心地祝福你。</span></b><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0cm="0cm" 0cm="0cm" 0pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px Tahoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><b style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-TOP: 0px">孙子和小白,他们两个人是这个世界上为数不多的我认为的天造地设的一对。阿门,要幸福,此致敬礼。</span></b></p> |