笑话

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<div class="lastC" style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; FLOAT: left; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /25px 宋体; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; WIDTH: 634px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; TEXT-ALIGN: left; WORD-WRAP: break-word; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;老李与小王是同单位同事，两个有共同特点，爱喝酒，这天下班后，两个便来到一家&nbsp;<br/>餐馆，点了酒菜喝起来，酒过三巡，菜过五味，两人喝的有点不太清醒状态下，小王问&nbsp;<br/>老李，大哥你平时喝多了，嫂子让你进家吗？老李回复说，嗨，我敲门同时，把衣服脱&nbsp;<br/>个精光，门一开，把衣服望房子里面扔，她总不能让我光的身子在外面吧。小李就上心&nbsp;<br/>了。时间不早了。两人分开回家了。&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;第二天上班，老李碰见小王就问了，老弟昨天回家，弟妹让你进房间了吗》小王脸红&nbsp;<br/>了，不好意思说，在老李追问下，讲了，昨天回去了，隐隐约约到家了，门自动开了，我&nbsp;<br/>赶紧把衣服脱个精光，刚扔出去，门自动关上了，还听见附近传出声音，请注意，下&nbsp;<br/>一站人民广场。</div>

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<p>你身上似乎比以前多了许多幽默细胞嘛.......[em1001]</p>

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在大家很累的时候 可以看看我发的笑话 解除一点疲劳，放松一下[em1005]

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<p>哈哈哈哈哈哈！</p>

<strong><font color="#003300" size="5" face="楷体_GB2312">哈哈哈哈哈哈！</font></strong>