。。。

我：老公，自己拿你的绿帽子啦！戴上吧就不用拿了，来，我给你戴上。&nbsp;<br style="WORD-WRAP: break-word"/>退伍军人他：你敢给我戴绿帽子，我将你先奸后杀！<br style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei', Simsun; WORD-WRAP: break-word"/><font style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei', Simsun; WORD-WRAP: break-word" size="2"><font style="WORD-WRAP: break-word" color="#009900"></font></font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei', Simsun"></span><br style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei', Simsun; WORD-WRAP: break-word"/>

跟他逛街，总有人来问路，问他没问我。靠，我才是正宗本地人！他是外省的啊！什么都不懂的。大家都被军装迷惑了双眼。。。&nbsp;<br style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei', Simsun; WORD-WRAP: break-word"/><br style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei', Simsun; WORD-WRAP: break-word"/><font style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei', Simsun; WORD-WRAP: break-word" color="#009900"><font style="WORD-WRAP: break-word" size="2"></font></font>