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<span style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline="inline"  !important; FONT: 12px="12px" /21px Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif; WHITE-SPACE: normal; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">同学喝醉被抓，老师问：“为什么喝这么多？”他说：“学习压力太大就出去买了瓶啤酒喝，谁知道喝完发现再来一瓶，然后就醉了！”</span>

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