笑话

<div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">【幽默笑话】</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">夕阳下，在湖边有一位老奶奶推着轮椅，</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">轮椅上的老爷爷对老奶奶说：</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">“宝贝儿，你真好！”听者好温馨...</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">路人走上前去问老奶奶：“怎样保持这一辈子爱呢？”</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">老奶奶：“以前他有外遇，一度想抛弃我。”</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">路人：“那您是怎么做的？”</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">老奶奶：“这不，我把他的腿打断了！”...</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">路人问大爷：</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">“大爷您都八十多了，还叫老伴儿宝贝儿，</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">请问您是怎么做到的？”</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">大爷：“别提了，前几年忘记她叫啥了，</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">我TM也不敢问哪…</span></div>