顺口溜也能这么搞笑！

萍心而论 · 2015-2-9 14:44:00

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<div style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(0,112,192); FONT-SIZE: 18px; PADDING-TOP: 0px">2男人的四大理想:</span></div>
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<div style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(0,112,192); FONT-SIZE: 18px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"> </span></div>
<div style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(0,112,192); FONT-SIZE: 18px; PADDING-TOP: 0px">3女人的四大理想：</span></div>
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萍心而论 · 2015-2-9 14:45:00

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<div style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 18px; PADDING-TOP: 0px">新疆西藏不再闹，美国不再唱反调。日本一天被炸掉，台湾重回我怀抱！</span></div>
<div style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 18px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"> </span></div>
<div style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(0,112,192); FONT-SIZE: 18px; PADDING-TOP: 0px">5我的四大理想：</span></div>
<div style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 18px; PADDING-TOP: 0px">钞票多得不想要，不同美女任我抱，世界各地到处跑，不用干活光睡觉！</span></div>
<div style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 18px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"> </span></div>
<div style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(0,112,192); FONT-SIZE: 18px; PADDING-TOP: 0px">6十类人不宜做大官：</span></div>
<div style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 18px; PADDING-TOP: 0px">1胆小，2话多，3钱少，4关系差，5酒量小，6才华横溢，7学历太高，8疾恶如仇，9性功能差，10有姿色不肯献身。</span></div>
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萍心而论 · 2015-2-9 14:45:00

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<div style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 18px; PADDING-TOP: 0px">植树造零，白收起家，勤捞致富，选霸干部，任人为闲，择油录取，得财兼币，检查宴收，大力支吃，为民储害，提钱释放，攻官小姐。</span></div>
<div style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 18px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"> </span></div>
<div style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(0,112,192); FONT-SIZE: 18px; PADDING-TOP: 0px">8结婚叫入网，重婚叫一卡双号</span></div>
<div style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 18px; PADDING-TOP: 0px">婚外恋叫呼叫转移，情人多叫移动梦网，离婚叫销号，分居叫停机留号，女人再婚叫过户。男人再婚叫补卡，互换叫联通。</span></div>
<div style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 18px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"> </span></div>
<div style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(0,112,192); FONT-SIZE: 18px; PADDING-TOP: 0px">9老婆是家情人是花</span></div>
<div style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 18px; PADDING-TOP: 0px">工资给家奖金送花，病了回家好了看花，离不了的是家，忘不了的是花，常回家看看，别忘了浇花！</span></div>
<div style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 18px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"> </span></div>

萍心而论 · 2015-2-9 14:45:00

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<div style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 18px; PADDING-TOP: 0px">身边站个魁梧的，怀里搂个功夫的，家里待个赚钱的，远方有个思念的，梦里藏个初恋的，偶尔来个温柔的，老了混个懂保健的。</span></div>
<div style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><br/></div>
<div style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(0,112,192); FONT-SIZE: 18px; PADDING-TOP: 0px">11当官也不容易：</span></div>
<div style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 14px="14px" /22px punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 18px; PADDING-TOP: 0px">体质弱的累死，心胸窄的气死，智商低的悉死，胆量小的吓死，酒量小的喝死。这年头，教育好子女是生命延续的重要代表，理顺好领导安排好部下是权力重要代表，办好朋友的事是人生价值的重要代表。<br/><span style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"> </span></span></div>

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