我国1949以后称帝的人员名单（不笑我服你）

话说一天,乡长的牙刷被贼偷走了, 秘书在全乡大会上用高音喇叭对乡民大喊: 是哪个狗日的把乡长的牙刷偷走了? 木你把乡长的牙刷偷走,刷你妈的比呢吗? 你把乡长的牙刷偷走了,叫乡长拿求刷牙呢吗..........
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<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 暴汗~~~~~~</p>

<strong><font face="楷体_GB2312" color="#ff0033" size="5">这年头，<br/>大棚把季节搞乱，<br/>小姐把辈份搞乱，<br/>关系把程序搞乱，<br/>级别把能力搞乱，<br/>公安把秩序搞乱，<br/>金钱把官场搞乱，<br/>手机把家庭搞乱！<br/></font></strong>

这年头，<br/>女人漂亮的不下厨房，<br/>下厨房的不温柔，<br/>温柔的没主见，<br/>有主见的没女人味，<br/>有女人味的乱花钱，<br/>不乱花钱的不时尚，<br/>时尚的不放心，<br/>放心的没法看！<br/>

这年头，<br/>老婆像小灵通经济实惠但限本地使用，<br/>二奶像中国电信安全固定但带不出门，<br/>小蜜像中国移动使用方便但话费太贵。<br/>情人像中国联通优雅新潮但常不在服务区！<br/>

这年头，<br/>一哥们说北京地铁拥挤不堪他怀孕的老婆竟被挤流产了；<br/>昨天他问上海的地铁是不是好些，<br/>上海的哥们说更糟：<br/>上个月他老婆乘地铁竟然被挤怀孕了！<br/>

这年头，<br/>教授摇唇鼓舌，<br/>四处赚钱，<br/>越来越像商人；<br/>商人现身讲坛，<br/>著书立说，<br/>越来越像教授。<br/>医生见死不救，<br/>草菅人命，<br/>越来越像杀手；<br/>杀手出手麻利，<br/>不留后患，<br/>越来越像医生。<br/>明星卖弄风骚，<br/>给钱就上，<br/>越来越像妓女；<br/>妓女楚楚动人，<br/>明码标价，<br/>越来越像明星。<br/>警察横行霸道，<br/>欺软怕硬，<br/>越来越像地痞；<br/>地痞各霸一方，<br/>敢做敢当，<br/>越来越像警察。<br/>

这年头，<br/>军委领导说解放军的工资如果翻四倍可以打美国，<br/>翻三倍可以打日本，<br/>翻两倍可以打台湾，<br/>翻一倍可以回家打老婆，<br/>目前的工资回家只能被老婆打&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;

<h2>中央台主持人看病《搞笑篇》</h2>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm"  0cm="0cm"  0pt"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com<img src=" /><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></span></strong></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm"  0cm="0cm"  0pt"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">王小丫：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></strong><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/></span></b><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">　　王小丫大夫一个箭步冲进手术室，焦急的问伤者：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">你知道你伤在哪儿了吗？</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">病人吃力的摇摇头。王小丫接着说：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">给你三个备选答案！</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">A</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">：</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">肋骨断裂</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">B</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">：</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">胸腔大面积出血</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">C</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">：</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">颅内出血！</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">病人听后狠狠地咬了咬牙说：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“A”</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">，王小丫迷人一笑接道：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">你确定吗？你还可以求助亲友团，另外你还可以打一个求助电话</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">。病人一边狂吐血一边绝望的说道：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">我要打给我父亲！</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">那好，你们的交流时间只有</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">30</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">秒</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">爸，我不行了，这里好像是精神病院，快换医院。。。。。。</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></strong><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/><br/></span></b></p></div>

<h2>中央台主持人看病《搞笑篇》</h2>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm"  0cm="0cm"  0pt"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com<img src=" /><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></span></strong></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm"  0cm="0cm"  0pt"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">王小丫：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></strong><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/></span></b><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">　　王小丫大夫一个箭步冲进手术室，焦急的问伤者：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">你知道你伤在哪儿了吗？</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">病人吃力的摇摇头。王小丫接着说：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">给你三个备选答案！</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">A</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">：</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">肋骨断裂</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">B</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">：</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">胸腔大面积出血</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">C</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">：</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">颅内出血！</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">病人听后狠狠地咬了咬牙说：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“A”</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">，王小丫迷人一笑接道：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">你确定吗？你还可以求助亲友团，另外你还可以打一个求助电话</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">。病人一边狂吐血一边绝望的说道：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">我要打给我父亲！</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">那好，你们的交流时间只有</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">30</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">秒</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">爸，我不行了，这里好像是精神病院，快换医院。。。。。。</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></strong><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/><br/></span></b></p></div>

<strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">李勇：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></strong><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/></span></b><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">　　李勇大夫冲进手术室，大概查看了一下病情，然后嘎嘎怪笑着说：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">现在病人需要过，（全体护士一起喊）幸</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">~</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">运</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">~</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">第</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">~</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">一</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">~</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">关</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">，接着一个直拳带着风声击向伤者面门</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;&nbsp;…&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></strong><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/><br/></span></b>