我国1949以后称帝的人员名单（不笑我服你）

<strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">王小丫：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></strong><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/></span></b><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">　　王小丫大夫一个箭步冲进手术室，焦急的问伤者：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">你知道你伤在哪儿了吗？</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">病人吃力的摇摇头。王小丫接着说：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">给你三个备选答案！</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">A</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">：</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">肋骨断裂</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">B</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">：</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">胸腔大面积出血</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">C</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">：</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">颅内出血！</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">病人听后狠狠地咬了咬牙说：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“A”</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">，王小丫迷人一笑接道：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">你确定吗？你还可以求助亲友团，另外你还可以打一个求助电话</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">。病人一边狂吐血一边绝望的说道：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">我要打给我父亲！</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">那好，你们的交流时间只有</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">30</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">秒</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">爸，我不行了，这里好像是精神病院，快换医院。。。。。。</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></strong><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/><br/></span></b>

<strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">倪萍：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></strong><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/></span></b><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">　　倪萍以最快的速度冲进手术室，又以最快的速度从眼中流下两行液体，然后对全体护士动情地说：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">其实</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">……</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">他（指患者）已经离开家在外面漂泊了</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">2</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">个多小时了，他是多么的想家呀，多么的想他白发苍苍的父母那，多想他那虚弱的娇妻啊，多想抱抱他那还未满月的闺女呀，但是现在</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">……”</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">倪萍转身擦了擦涌出眼眶的泪水，接着对病人道：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">请您对焦急的亲人说上一句话吧！表达一下你此时此刻的心情！</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">（全体护士含泪鼓掌中）。病人艰难的张了张嘴，又喷了一口血，然后喃喃地说：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">妈妈的，我没救了！</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></strong><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/><br/></span></b>

<strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">韩乔生：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></strong><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/></span></b><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">　　韩乔生一阵旋风冲进手术室，对全体护士说道：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">这位病人被一辆奥迪</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">A6</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃之势所撞飞，具体受伤位置好象是头部</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">……</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">哦，对不起，是脚部</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">……</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">嗨，我老糊涂了，在背部……</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">。</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">一位护士提醒道：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">韩大夫，他的胸口在流血耶！</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">韩瞪了她一眼接着说：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">病人的身高</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">1.75cm;</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">体重大约</span> </strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">180</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">公斤；</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">（全体护士轰然倒地）。最后，韩乔生开始安排手术任务：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“1</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">号，你负责观察病人心电图；</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">2</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">号，你负责给病人电击；</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">3</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">号，负责给病人缝合；</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><font face="Times New="New"  Roman">4</font></span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">号，负责给病人吸氧；</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><font face="Times New="New"  Roman">5</font></span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">号，负责给病人输血；病人（？？？？），负责给病人打麻药（嘴里的火车启动了）；</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">！病人大哭道：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">苍天啊，上帝啊，</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">俺命苦呀！打麻药都得自己动手，我彻底不活了</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">。说完，一蹦子跳下地就往墙上撞去……</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></strong><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/><br/></span></b>

<strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">鞠萍：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></strong><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/></span></b><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">　　鞠萍飘然走进手术室，对护士们说：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">全体护士小朋友请注意，这就是那位非常可爱的受伤者，圆圆的并在流血的是小脑袋，还有大衣里面正在往外流血的是肚子，擦掉皮的地方是好看的小脚丫。你们可能看他和平时不一样，那是因为他被刚刚汽车撞过了</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">。护士们用力地点头，一位护士主动走上去缝合创口，鞠萍对她微微一笑：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">小红，你的中国结扎得真好看耶</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">。病人喷出了最后一口血说：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">我靠，</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">那可是俺的肠子啊！呜呜呜…！</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></strong><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/><br/></span></b>

<strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">赵忠祥</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></strong><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/></span></b><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">　　赵忠祥大夫稳重地迈进手术室，他环视了一下室内，然后对护士们说：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">像大多数动物一样，每当人类为了在危急关头能够延续受伤的生命，总会有一种专门负责救治的人及时出现。这种动物群体内自我救治的例子还很多，像生活在非洲大沙漠上的眼镜蛇，还有生活在寒冷的阿拉斯加灵鼠，茫茫雪域的北极熊，都能够自己给自己医治伤口</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">……</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">大家快看，这个人正在挣扎、抖动，这是人的肌体的自我救治本能开始发挥作用了。</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></strong><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/></span></b><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">　　病人痛苦地大叫：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">天啦</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">！谁让你们给我找来个兽医！</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></strong><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/><br/></span></b>

瑞英<strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></strong><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/></span></b><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">李瑞英在护士之前来到手术室，端庄地坐了下来，对病人说道：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">刚刚来的消息，一位著名人士因看贴不回贴，下线后突发脑溢血，已被送到医院抢救，请问是您吗？</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></strong><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><br/></span></b><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">病人后悔莫及地呻吟道：</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">看贴不回贴真的是有报应啊！切记</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">...</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">切记</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #7f3f00; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">......”&nbsp;&nbsp;<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com<img src=" /><o:p></o:p></span></strong>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm"  0cm="0cm"  0pt"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">哈，纯属娱乐，回不回贴都无所谓，别听小李子的话。</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: purple"><o:p></o:p></span></p>

&nbsp; 1、周末回家，晚饭后烟瘾犯了，打算借口去散步。在门口换鞋时，老爸问我干吗去？我说：""去散个烟！""结果老爸从我身上搜出一包白沙，狠狠K了我一顿。 <br/><br/>

2、一次从妈妈那里出来后到老婆那里去，看见老婆后，习惯性的叫了一声：""妈！"" <br/><br/>

　3、早上上班，发现自行车没气了，于是想叫妈妈推到门外打气。结果我说：""把我的轮胎推出去。""妈妈迷糊了，我笑着连忙改正，结果又说成：""帮我的汽车打点气！"" <br/><br/>

　4、一次我开车，坐我旁边的女同事突然问：""你怎么开车不系安全套的？"" <br/><br/>