中石油版吉祥三宝

<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt"  'Times New="New"  Roman'">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">黄鼠狼向小警犬求婚，众人笑道：人家是公共安全系统一枝花，你小子算那颗葱头。老黄一听大怒，逐翘起屁股放一股气后对众人言道：闻见我的味了吧，老子还他妈的是石化系统的。切！</span>

<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">一只大老鼠误入花店，被一只大花猫追赶。大老鼠发现无路可逃，就顺手拿起一束玖瑰花准备抵抗。追来的小花猫一见这阵势，立马低下头羞涩地说：瞎松，人家还小。</span>

<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">老张做报告：“同志们，我水平低讲话零七八碎像羊拉屎。”听众顿时哄堂大笑。他接着又说：“不合大家口味，请多多包涵！”台下听后倒了一片。</span>

<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">众公鸡追一漂亮母鸡引颈长呜，唯一公鸡眼睛红红低头不语。母鸡见状芳心大动。新婚之夜，母鸡娇羞地问道：亲爱的，你可真酷，当时咋不叫？公鸡说；那天喝高了，怕吐</span>

<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt"  'Times New="New"  Roman'">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">猎人打猎，看树上有两只鸟，举枪打下一只，却发现是只没毛的，正纳闷间，另一只飞回来气急败坏地指着猎人大骂：你他妈的成心坏老子好事，我费尽心机刚哄她把衣服脱光，你就把她打下来了</span>

&nbsp;<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">农夫想杀只公鸡招待客人，不想公鸡看事情不妙蹭一下飞上墙头。农夫没招就顺手抓起近旁的一只母鸡威胁到：你松再不下来让你打光棍。只听公鸡说：你以为我是傻</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New"  Roman">b</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">，我要下去她立马会成寡妇。</span>

<span style="FONT: 7pt="7pt"  'Times New="New"  Roman'">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">某饭店养只鹦鹉挂在门口，有客到就说：你好、欢迎光临。有一闲人就开始想损招：那我要偷偷地窜进去，不知这松会咋样？一天他来到饭店门口趁鸟不注意，嗖地一下就跑了进去，只听鹦鹉生气地说道：</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New"  Roman">r</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">你妈，吓我一跳。</span>

<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">一次军事演习中，一发炮弹偏离射程，派去查看的士兵发现，炮弹落在农田里，田里还有一人倾面躺着，而且满面漆黑。突然这人翻身起来，饱含热泪无限委曲地说道：哥哥，偷颗白菜犯得着用炮弹轰吗！</span>

<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">一女在厕所小解，一醉汉酒后误入，听到哗哗的水声忙说：哥，别倒了，我真的高、高了。女吓坏了，不敢再发出声响，却又实在憋不住放一屁。只听醉汉又说：我操，怎么又他妈开、开了一瓶。</span>

&nbsp;&nbsp; <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">清早起来，公鸡把母鸡好一顿臭揍，众人赶到连忙劝开细问缘由。母鸡说：这日子没法过了，我要离婚。问公鸡，、公鸡气愤地说：这骚货早起后竞然下了个鸭蛋，这不成心给老子戴绿帽子吗。</span>