笑倒一大片人的最新笑话！哈哈，一定要转哦

<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体"><font size="3">晚上十一点，张先生一举将出轨的妻子和那个正在苟合的男人擒拿。</font></span>

<font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">张先生大骂：太小看我了，你以为那短信我不懂</span><span><font face="Calibri">?</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">倒过来读就</span><font face="Calibri"> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">是“十点半我帮你脱胸罩</span></font>

<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm"  0cm="0cm"  0pt"><font size="3"><span><font face="Calibri">5.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">端午节乌龟想吃粽子</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">让蜗牛去买粽子。过了</span><span><font face="Calibri">2</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">个小时</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">蜗牛还没回来</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">乌龟急了骂道</span><span><font face="Calibri">:</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">他妈的再不回来老子就饿死了</span><span><font face="Calibri">!</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">这时门外传来了蜗牛的声音</span><span><font face="Calibri">:</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">你他妈再说老子不去了</span></font></p><font size="3" face="宋体"></font>
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<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm"  0cm="0cm"  0pt"><font size="3"><span><font face="Calibri">6.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">一男子要跳楼</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">刚赶回来的妻子大喊道</span><span><font face="Calibri">:"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">亲爱的别冲动</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">我们的路还长着呢</span><span><font face="Calibri">!"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">男子听后</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">毫不犹豫嗖地跳了下去</span><span><font face="Calibri">.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">站在旁边的谈判专家说</span><span><font face="Calibri">:"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">这位太太</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">你真不应该这样威胁他</span><span><font face="Calibri"> </font></span></font></p><font size="3" face="宋体"></font>
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<font size="3"><span><font face="Calibri">7.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">局长与科长共乘电梯</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">局长放一屁后对科长说</span><span><font face="Calibri">:"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">你放屁了</span><span><font face="Calibri">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">科长说</span><span><font face="Calibri">:"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">不是我放的</span><span><font face="Calibri">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">不久科长被免职</span><span><font face="Calibri">.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">局长在会上说</span><span><font face="Calibri">:"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">屁大的事你都担待不起</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">要你何用</span><span><font face="Calibri">?" </font></span></font>

<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm"  0cm="0cm"  0pt"><font size="3"><span><font face="Calibri">8.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">一懒猫疯狂地追求一老鼠</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">终于结婚</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">婚后猫对老鼠百般苛护</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">老鼠很快变胖</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">老鼠很感动</span><span><font face="Calibri">:"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">亲爱的为什么对我这么好呀</span><span><font face="Calibri">!"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">猫嘿嘿笑道</span><span><font face="Calibri">:"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">等你再胖一点就知道了</span></font></p><font size="3" face="宋体"></font>
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<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm"  0cm="0cm"  0pt"><font size="3"><span><font face="Calibri">9.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">每次对着镜子</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">我心理总是自言自语的鼓励自己</span><span><font face="Calibri">:"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">我长的很有创意</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">丑并不是我的本意</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">上天不要发脾气</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">我会勇敢的活下去</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">用我无尽的创意</span><span><font face="Calibri">.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">来衬托这个世界的美丽</span><span><font face="Calibri">!</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">其实</span></font></p><font size="3" face="宋体"></font>
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<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm"  0cm="0cm"  0pt"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">我真的真的很有创意</span><span><font face="Calibri">... </font></span></font></p>

<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm"  0cm="0cm"  0pt"><font size="3"><span><font face="Calibri">11.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">以前我买了两只小狗</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">叫</span><span><font face="Calibri">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">脸</span><span><font face="Calibri">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">的给你</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">叫</span><span><font face="Calibri">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">屁股</span><span><font face="Calibri">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">的给自己</span><span><font face="Calibri">!</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">可没两天</span><span><font face="Calibri">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">脸</span><span><font face="Calibri">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">不幸死于车祸以后每当我看见</span><span><font face="Calibri">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">屁股</span><span><font face="Calibri">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">就想起你的</span><span><font face="Calibri">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">脸</span><span><font face="Calibri">"!</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">如果你的</span><span><font face="Calibri">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">脸</span><span><font face="Calibri">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">还在</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">现在也有</span><span><font face="Calibri">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">屁股</span><span><font face="Calibri">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">那么大了</span></font></p><font size="3" face="宋体"></font>
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<font size="3"><span><font face="Calibri">12.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">唐增赶走悟空之后又遇到妖怪</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">他只好念紧箍咒想呼悟空回来救命</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">不久空中传来一个的声音</span><span><font face="Calibri">:"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">对不起</span><span><font face="Calibri">.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">您呼叫的用户不在服务区</span><span><font face="Calibri">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">请稍后再试</span><span><font face="Calibri">. </font></span></font>

<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm"  0cm="0cm"  0pt"><font size="3"><span><font face="Calibri">13.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">老鼠去方便，见熊也在，吓得不敢吱声，熊看了老鼠一眼，说：“你掉不掉毛？”老鼠哆嗦了一下不语。熊又问：“掉不掉毛啊，你？”老鼠战战兢兢地说：“不掉…</span></font></p><font size="3" face="宋体"></font>
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<p style="MARGIN: 0cm="0cm"  0cm="0cm"  0pt"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">…”</span><font face="Calibri"> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">熊一把抓住老鼠擦擦屁股走了！</span><span><font face="Calibri">[</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">把老鼠当卫生纸了</span><span><font face="Calibri">.. </font></span></font></p>