中石油版吉祥三宝

&nbsp;<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">火车上有一漂亮</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New"  Roman">mm</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">想放屁，又很怕羞，就用手擦拭车窗。伴随着摩擦的脆响悄悄放了数屁。旁边有一老太太不满地抱怨：声音倒是可以，可味怎么办？</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New"  Roman">mm</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">大羞倒地。</span>

精神病人爬在床上唱歌，过了一会又翻身躺在床上唱。护士查房时问他为啥？神经病人说：傻冒，<span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New"  Roman">a</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">面唱完了当然唱</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New"  Roman">b</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">面。</span>

<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">阿杰晚上夜归，当经过一墓地时听到一阵敲击声，头皮直发麻。大着胆子走近一看，发现一人在擦拭墓碑，这才放心地问：先生，天这么晚，你老跑到墓地干吗？只听那人打着呵欠说：听说这帮不肖之孙连我的碑文都给刻错了，我闲着没事，出来改改。</span>

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">高中化学实验课上正在进行置换银的试验，一个女同学宊然大叫道：老师，真的有银出来也！然后又说：老师，我们怎么不组织去卖银呢？</span>

什么叫新手？就是打字速度贼慢《一分钟<span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New"  Roman">15</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">字》，好不容易用手写板花三小时一字一字录好，满心欢喜点发贴，却被告知“错误程序，你还没有登录。”手忙脚乱返回后才发现文本没有保存，连个字毛都找不见。叫上劲了，又录一遍，重复前步骤，结果还是重演了前面悲剧，真是欲哭无泪。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New="New"  Roman">5555555</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">。这笨鸟是谁，不好意思，正是手特潮的我。今是第三回了，我发誓，再整不成，我立马从一楼跳下去。所以，希望有缘看到这些经我修改编辑转贴的东东，还望朋友们鼓励</span>

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