44条超欠揍的小段子，刚看第一句就肚子疼了！

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<p><font style="FONT-SIZE: 16px" face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#000000"><strong>裤子的最高境界</strong></font></font></p>
<p><font style="FONT-SIZE: 16px" face="楷体_GB2312"><a href="http://joke.qq.com/a/20071126/000010_23.htm" target="_blank"><font color="#000000"><strong><img style="BACKGROUND: none="none"  transparent="transparent"  scroll="scroll"  repeat="repeat"  0% 0%; VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline="baseline"  !important" border="0" alt="" src="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200711/26/50/23.jpg" width="411" height="510" eventslistuid="e2" idx="0"/></strong></font></a></font></p></strong></font></font>

<p><font style="FONT-SIZE: 16px" face="楷体_GB2312"><a href="http://joke.qq.com/a/20071126/000010_23.htm" target="_blank"><font color="#000000"><strong><img style="BACKGROUND: none="none"  transparent="transparent"  scroll="scroll"  repeat="repeat"  0% 0%; VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline="baseline"  !important" border="0" alt="" src="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200711/26/50/23.jpg" width="411" height="510" eventslistuid="e2" idx="0"/><wbr></strong></font></a><wbr><font color="#000000"><strong>&nbsp;</strong></font></font></p>
<p><strong></strong><font size="+0"></font><font size="+0"></font><font style="FONT-SIZE: 16px" face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#000000"><strong>洗澡的最高境界<br/></strong></font><a href="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200711/26/50/03.jpg" target="_blank"><wbr><font color="#000000"><strong><img style="BACKGROUND: none="none"  transparent="transparent"  scroll="scroll"  repeat="repeat"  0% 0%; VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline="baseline"  !important" border="0" alt="" src="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200711/26/50/03.jpg" width="480" height="312" eventslistuid="e3" idx="1" quotetimer="57271167"/></strong></font></a></font></p>

偷情的最高境界 <br/><a href="http://joke.qq.com/a/20071126/000010_22.htm" target="_blank"><wbr><font color="#000000"><strong><img style="BACKGROUND: none="none"  transparent="transparent"  scroll="scroll"  repeat="repeat"  0% 0%; VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline="baseline"  !important" border="0" alt="" src="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200711/26/50/22.jpg" width="500" height="278" eventslistuid="e4" idx="2" quotetimer="57271040"/></strong></font></a>

<font style="FONT-SIZE: 16px" face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#000000"><strong>灭火的最高境界 <br/></strong></font><a href="http://joke.qq.com/a/20071126/000010_30.htm" target="_blank"><wbr><font color="#000000"><strong><img style="BACKGROUND: none="none"  transparent="transparent"  scroll="scroll"  repeat="repeat"  0% 0%; VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline="baseline"  !important" border="0" alt="" src="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200711/26/50/30.jpg" width="500" height="358" eventslistuid="e5" idx="3" quotetimer="57270768"/></strong></font></a></font>

理发的最高境界 <br/><a href="http://joke.qq.com/a/20071126/000010_25.htm" target="_blank"><wbr><font color="#000000"><strong><img style="BACKGROUND: none="none"  transparent="transparent"  scroll="scroll"  repeat="repeat"  0% 0%; VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline="baseline"  !important" border="0" alt="" src="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200711/26/50/25.jpg" width="425" height="314" eventslistuid="e6" idx="4"/></strong></font></a>

跳跃的最高境界 <br/><a href="http://joke.qq.com/a/20071126/000010_44.htm" target="_blank"><wbr><font color="#000000"><strong><img style="BACKGROUND: none="none"  transparent="transparent"  scroll="scroll"  repeat="repeat"  0% 0%; VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline="baseline"  !important" border="0" alt="" src="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200711/26/50/44.jpg" width="424" height="263" eventslistuid="e7" idx="5" quotetimer="84806142" bloaded="true" loadingtimer="-1"/></strong></font></a>

打麻将的最高境界 <br/><a href="http://joke.qq.com/a/20071126/000010_21.htm" target="_blank"><wbr><font color="#000000"><strong><img style="BACKGROUND: none="none"  transparent="transparent"  scroll="scroll"  repeat="repeat"  0% 0%; VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline="baseline"  !important" border="0" alt="" src="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200711/26/50/21.jpg" width="500" height="360" eventslistuid="e8" idx="6" quotetimer="57270306" bloaded="true" loadingtimer="-1"/></strong></font></a>

回旋踢的最高境界 <br/><a href="http://joke.qq.com/a/20071126/000010_13.htm" target="_blank"><wbr><font color="#000000"><strong><img style="BACKGROUND: none="none"  transparent="transparent"  scroll="scroll"  repeat="repeat"  0% 0%; VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline="baseline"  !important" border="0" alt="" src="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200711/26/50/13.jpg" width="450" height="310" eventslistuid="e9" idx="7" quotetimer="80881584" bloaded="true" loadingtimer="-1"/><wbr></strong></font></a><wbr><br/>

<font color="#000000"><strong>偷的最高境界,,,</strong></font>
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折钞票的最高境界
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