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<div style="MARGIN-TOP: 10px; WORD-WRAP: break-word; FONT-SIZE: 14px; WORD-BREAK: break-all" id="textstyle_132137" >往往是快乐家庭中才会出现乐观开朗的孩子，而性格很大程度会改变人的一生命运，这一点尤为重要，不可轻视.对于婚姻和生活要有新的理解，不应是男人选择你，而是你去选择男人。<br/></div>

不要以别人的标准来苛刻自己，不是几段恋爱失败了就是你的问题，你有什么问题？或者是沟通的问题，或者是缘分没到。很多女孩学会的某种“自我的反省”都到了不可爱的地步，老觉得自己不配得到更好的，但是你就是你自己，你就配得到最好的，一定要真实的做自己。——<br/>

我喜欢你是寂静的，仿佛你消失了一样，<br/><span>你从远处聆听&nbsp;我，我的声音却无法触及你。<br/></span>

<span>好像你&nbsp;的双眼已飞离远去，<br/><span>如同一个吻，封缄了你的嘴。<br/></span></span>

网上自古无娇娘，残花败柳一行行，偶有几对鸳鸯鸟，也是野鸡配色狼。<br/>